爱在华师大

 找回密码
 注册账号
查看: 2805|回复: 18

why im divorced

  [复制链接]
发表于 2012-8-15 21:14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
Why I'm Divorced


Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.  

I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,  
'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me.  

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ' Happy Birthday.'  

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.  

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.  

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.  

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'  

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'  

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.  

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'  

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'  

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.'  

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.'  

'Ok.' I nervously replied.  

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'.  

And I just sat there....  

on the couch....  

naked.
发表于 2012-8-15 21:17:35 | 显示全部楼层
最后一句亮了~
发表于 2012-8-15 21:18:42 | 显示全部楼层
这个故事有英文版了!
 楼主| 发表于 2012-8-15 21:22:58 | 显示全部楼层
要叫一姐哦 发表于 2012-8-15 21:18
这个故事有英文版了!

求中文版/
发表于 2012-8-15 21:27:48 | 显示全部楼层
发表于 2012-8-15 21:27:48 | 显示全部楼层
斯文的蛤蟆 发表于 2012-8-15 21:22
求中文版/

我找找哈~~
 楼主| 发表于 2012-8-15 21:29:20 | 显示全部楼层
其实,大家有没有觉得Rick和Her husband 有问题啊。
发表于 2012-8-15 21:30:28 | 显示全部楼层
斯文的蛤蟆 发表于 2012-8-15 21:22
求中文版/

网上找到的~~笑点一样,剧情有所变动的说~~
王经理与李经理是好朋友,某日,他俩聚在一起。李经理见王经理神情沮丧,便询问
发生何事。王经理叹气道:“昨天是我生日,我的女秘书请我去她家给我庆祝生日。”
“那不是很好吗?”“到了她家,她让我在客厅先等一会儿,五分钟后进卧室找她。
说要给我一个惊喜。”“那不是更好吗?生日交上桃花远了。”“我当时也是这么想
的。可五分钟后我走进卧室,发现我的女秘书和其他职员都在里面,捧着生日蛋糕等
着我呢。”“这也不错呀,你的职员都很爱戴你,你应该高兴才是。”“可当时我是
脱光了衣服之后才进去的。”
 楼主| 发表于 2012-8-15 21:33:27 | 显示全部楼层
要叫一姐哦 发表于 2012-8-15 21:30
网上找到的~~笑点一样,剧情有所变动的说~~
王经理与李经理是好朋友,某日,他俩聚在一起。李经理见王经 ...

嗯,中文版的剧情简洁一些。
发表于 2012-8-15 21:36:16 | 显示全部楼层
斯文的蛤蟆 发表于 2012-8-15 21:33
嗯,中文版的剧情简洁一些。

而且英文版里还有不认识的单词。。。
 楼主| 发表于 2012-8-15 21:37:51 | 显示全部楼层
要叫一姐哦 发表于 2012-8-15 21:36
而且英文版里还有不认识的单词。。。

是 naked 么?我也不认识。
发表于 2012-8-15 21:40:49 | 显示全部楼层
斯文的蛤蟆 发表于 2012-8-15 21:37
是 naked 么?我也不认识。

对滴~~我还百度了一下的说~~然后→
发表于 2012-8-15 21:47:22 | 显示全部楼层
haha..., Mg Godish!!!!!!  It is a kind of funny story. Her husband and her boss plot the "surprise" for her birthday, but ironically she is naked on the couch and is ready to have sex with her boss at the occassion her husband and kids bring brithday cake to chant her. That is why she is divorced at her birthday.
 楼主| 发表于 2012-8-15 21:47:50 | 显示全部楼层
要叫一姐哦 发表于 2012-8-15 21:40
对滴~~我还百度了一下的说~~然后→

我全文Google了一下,不然还以为divorced是被分尸了呢。
发表于 2012-8-15 21:49:22 | 显示全部楼层
斯文的蛤蟆 发表于 2012-8-15 21:47
我全文Google了一下,不然还以为divorced是被分尸了呢。

给你跪了。。。
发表于 2012-8-15 21:53:05 | 显示全部楼层
这是一个搞笑的故事。老公假装忘了老婆的生日,老婆去上班,她老板却问候她生日,邀请她吃午饭,之后去老板的家里。但这个女的认为老板想要have sex, 她就脱光了,躺在沙发。这时她的老公,和孩子事先准备好的蛋糕出现在老板家里,准备给她一个惊喜,但是。。。。。。。
发表于 2012-8-15 22:34:07 | 显示全部楼层
我了个擦。。。
发表于 2012-8-15 23:18:24 | 显示全部楼层
全英文回复好神奇
头像被屏蔽
发表于 2012-8-16 00:17:54 | 显示全部楼层
提示: 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册账号

本版积分规则

小黑屋|爱在华师大 ( 曾经也有备案 )

GMT+8, 2024-10-15 20:23

广告与合作请【联系我们】

© 2007-2024 iecnu.com

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表