"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - Bill Gates
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows!
DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
Have you crashed your Windows today?
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.
What I like about M$ is its loyalty to customers!
WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger.
WindowError:002 No error . . . yet.
?indowError:003 Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file.
WindowError:004 Erronious error. Nothing wrong.
WindowError:005 Multitasking attempted. System confused.
WindowError:008 Broken window. Watch for glass fragments.
WindowError:009 Horrible bug encounterd. God knows what has happened.
WindowError:00B Inadequate disk space. Need 50 meg minimum.
WindowError:00C Memory hog error. More ram needed. More! More!
WindowError:00D Window closed. Do not look out.
WindowError:00E Window open, do not look in.
WindowError:00F Unexplained error. Please tell us how it happened.
WindowError:010 Reserved for future mistakes
WindowError:014 Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
WindowError:016 Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
WindowError:017 Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
WindowError:018 Unrecoverable error. System destroyed.
WindowError:019 User error. It's not our fault. Is not! Is not!
WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
WindowError:01B Illegal error. Do not get this error.
WindowError:01C Uncertainty error. Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WindowError:01D Unable to figure out our own code. System crashed.
WindowError:01E Timing error. Please wait. And wait. And wait.
WindowError:020 Error recording error codes. Remaining errors lost.
Windows 3.1 - The Best $89 Solitaire Game You can Buy!
Windows = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 Mhz XT
?[AWindows is great if you can make it work.
Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged"
Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
Windows: The CP/M of the future!
Windows: The Gates of hell.
[ 本帖最后由 电筒 于 2007-11-19 17:45 编辑 ] |
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