[ZT] Best joke in Britan

雪域刀

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielb
erg.


As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his
autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our
Pearl Habour, get outta here."



The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your P
earlHarbour, it was the Japanese".


"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic
, my forefathers were on that ship."


Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."


The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."


( This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a   competition orga
nized in Britain )